THAT MEANS DO PUSHUPS!!!!!!!!!!!
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PVT ERIS YOU'LL BE A TEAM PLAYER YET!!!!
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THAT MEANS DO PUSHUPS!!!!!!!!!!!
1, 2 3, 1, 2 ,3
PVT ERIS YOU'LL BE A TEAM PLAYER YET!!!!
*shakes head*
Drill Instructor Sgt. Ski, I don't know what's the matter with young Americans today, but back in MY day in the Corps (that was in the 20th century)....
*looks at Recruit Eris doing push-ups*
MOUNTAIN-CLIMBERS!!!!
LEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHT....DIG!!!
Push WHAT up? Again, not holding anything in my hands.
Is this what they mean when they talk about Military Intelligence being an oxymoron?
*walks in unnoticed*
You. Make. Me. Sick.
Beds not made, floors not buffed, wall lockers unkept, and I see we still have a mibbit infestation. You people can kiss your four day pass goodbye.
I leave for 2 days. TWO DAYS. And already we have 2 defectors, building a sand fort IN MY BEACH, plotting on my beloved boot camp. This is so unsatisfactory it's not even funny. I want this sty cleaned up ASAP.
And somebody call in an artillery strike on that little sand castle out there. Sgt. Crazy, make it happen.
Oh, and eris... I told you to cover yourself. I don't know wether you're trying to cause a disturbance here or raise troop morale.
See ya soon.
*walks out*
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 03, 2002 07:58 PM: Message edited by: Firebird98 ]</font>
Hey Sgt Pooky, have fun stormin' the castle!
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Hey, I'm not plotting on your boot camp, the mibbit infestation is.
(A member of the mibbit infestation skulks up to the commander, whispering as only a mibbit can (whatever that means), "I'd watch out for the guy helping with the sand castle. He may invade any minute". He hops down, looking up, mock innocent, as he strolls away, whistling)
HEEEY!!!
<shouln't've put Daffy on as my avatar, it's rubbing off on the rebel mibbits!>
Hey cool! Night vision goggles.
*ahem cough cough*
Luke I am your father.
*spins round in dramatic Darth V. fashion and promptly falls over Sergeant Ski or Doofus or whatever it was*
*claps hands*
Sgt. Doofus, and Sgt Pooky! I like it, I like it!
*gets on the radio*
...yeah, an airstrike...YES with planes!...no, it's not a joke...no, not an exercise either...YES, I want armed bombs...and I want live ammo on the guns...DAMMIT, what part of 'I want' don't you understand?...coordinates are DELTA-SEVEN...MIKE-ONE-THREE...ZULU-SIX...YES, I KNOW how small that area is...YES, I KNOW there's buildings within close range...IT'S A RECRUIT DEPOT, OF COURSE THERE'S HEAVY POPULATION!...casualties?...that's the price these civilians pay for screwing the pooch...how soon?...NOW...YES, NOW, NOW AS IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!...right...right...over and out.
*thinks of that song*
BOOM!
here comes the
BOOM!
ready or not....
"Screwing the pooch"? [img]eek.gif[/img]
Isn't that illegal or something?
I hope PETA doesn't find out!